once I find my serotonin it’s over for you bitches
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Online article: Sagittarius has a very wicked sense of humor
Me:
ways the signs say “i love you”
aries: “i’ll wait for you” “what did they say to you?? i’ll kick their ass!” “you did great.”
taurus: “here, have some of my food.” “you don’t have to get me anything.” “i just want to make you happy.”
gemini: “tell me about it, get it all out.” “don’t worry about me!” “i missed you today.”
cancer: “did you eat enough today?” “how are you feeling?” “you make me so happy.”
leo: “i feel comfortable around you.” “you always look gorgeous.” “you’re mine.”
virgo: “how can i help you?” “please don’t worry.” “wanna talk about it?”
libra: “you’re perfect.” “i bought you this, just because.” “i’ll always be there for you, no matter what.”
scorpio: “are you warm enough?” “i miss you.” “i forgive you.”
sagittarius: “come with me.” “i saw this, and thought of you.” “i can see a future with you.”
capricorn: “you are always good enough.” “you make everything seem better than it is.” “i love seeing you succeed.”
aquarius: “you’re hilarious!” “i just feel like i can say anything around you!” “will you help me do it?”
pisces: “how did you sleep?” “i don’t care what we do, as long as we’re together.” “i will never leave you.”
What the hell was my dream??? I stood up for myself in it tho
Love is voodoo magic and here’s my proof:
I couldn’t sleep for hours last night and was all the way on the other side of the bed from Robert. I rolled over and put my feet right against his legs. I fell asleep instantly
@labr-adorite tagged me to post a selfie, so here’s one I took in your bathroom on NYE, definitely very fitting 😂
Stupid rant
I just thinks it’s really fucking funny that I show up to work every day, do my job, don’t start shit with anyone/have problems with anyone, and the ONE fucking day I call in because I’m genuinely sick and actually give a fuck about spreading it to customers/coworkers BECAUSE I ALSO WORK AT A FUCKING HOSPITAL, you have some shit to say. First of all, how are you a god damn manager and don’t know how to do the job below you when you did it FOR YEARS. you can’t even make a fucking drink????? Second of all, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THE PROTOCOLS OF PROPERLY CLEANING. you can’t clean and can’t make drinks properly, and half the fucking time you’re sitting in the back on your phone doing jack shit nothing while I do two jobs at once. Third of all, you’re a 20 something year old man acting like a teenager girl because oh no! You had to do something!!!! Fourth of all, you have a child under one year of age. You WANT me to come in, knowing damn well I probably have the flu, and expose you and your fucking kid to something that can kill infants??? What a great dad you are! Fifth of all, come for me again. I fucking dare you because I WILL put you in your place. I’m not fucking sick? I should have showed up just to cough on you and then leave. Fuck you and fuck your negative energy. I am sick and tired of being treated like shit by my coworkers here and I have had eNOUGH. IF YOU CANT EVEN DO YOUR OWN DAMN JOB SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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